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Concentration is the ability to think about absolutely nothing when it is absolutely necessary. —Ray Knight.    1952-
Don't argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. — Phil.
Cranks generally become that way because they know a greater truth and no one will listen. —Arthur C. Clarke.   1917-
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. —Albert Einstein.   1879-1955
When I examine myself and my methods of thought, I come to the conclusion that the gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. —Albert Einstein.   1879-1955
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. —Will Rogers.  1879-1935
Anyone who isn't confused really doesn't understand the situation. —Edward R. Murrow.   1908-1965
Discussion is an exchange of intelligence; argument is an exchange of ignorance. —Unknown.
Real genius of moral insight is a motor which will start any engine. —Edmund Wilson.   1895-1972
Immaturity is the inability to use one's reason without the influence of others. Immanuael Kant.    1724-1804
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. —Jimi Hendrix.  1942-1970
I think that this is the most extraordinary collection of talent, of human knowledge, that has ever been gathered together at the White House, with the possible exception of when Thomas Jefferson dined alone. —President John F. Kennedy (1917-1963), at a dinner honoring American Nobel Prize winners, April 29, 1962.
Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people. —Admiral Hyman G. Rickover.    1900-1986
It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. —Earl Weaver.