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| An Englishman walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where did you get that thing? The parrot says, "In England. There are a million of them." |
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Q: Why do seagulls live near the
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Newsday
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| :On the first day of creation, God created the parrot. |
| :On the second day, God created man to serve the parrot. |
| :On the third day, God created all the vegetables and nuts of the earth to serve as potential food for the parrot. |
| :On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the parrot. |
| :On the fifth day, God created cables and ropes so that the parrot could chew through them. |
| :On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the parrot healthy and the man broke. |
| :On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to clean the parrot cages... |
Newsday
12/7/98