They Came, They Saw.
is the movie The Lost World could have
- The Chicago Tribune
"Budgie-Zilla will grip you
firmly by the shoulders and shake you until you're utterly astounded!"
- The New York Times
want to see this one again and again!"
Disorder Sufferer's Weekly
Never a dull moment!"
- Dictionary of Film Review Clichés
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Toronto's in trouble.
Nobody knows where they
Nobody knows why they're here.
Nobody knows how to stop
Cody takes a stroll down Yonge Street. John (Lower Left) readies
his tranquilizer gun.
find a three
It's up to
When Mrs. Plyers bought her first budgie, she wanted to take
good care of it. After all, with her husband gone, and her son's family
trying to make their fortunes in the Maritime provinces, she would need a
good bird to keep her company.
So when she saw the special "Growth
Formula" label on the new brand
of bird seed in the pet store, she snatched it up right away and promptly
fed it to to her bird, Herbert.
She was only one among the dozens of people who did the
same. Day's later, Mrs. Plyers woke up to find the cage destroyed and a
three meter high budgie-shaped hole in the wall. The formula had worked
Too well. Over three dozen birds had
eaten the new formula, and they were now on a destructive rampage through
the heart of downtown Toronto. And they were growing.
On top of it all, Mrs. Plyer's son,
John, had just come home with his family for a visit! Luckily, John
happens to look just like Arnold
Schwartzeneggar, and his wife, Liz, who resembles Demi Moore, has had over five years of
avian veterinary training. Together, they make formidable foes for the big
At first, it is no small feet. The birds have grown three
stories tall. There's no trouble finding them, though. The budgies leave a
tail of destruction wherever they go.
It's up to John and Liz to figure out a
way to stop the birds -- before they wipe Toronto off the map!
||They came, They saw, They
|Screen Captures From the
Herbert is the tallest, since he ate the growth enhancer first.
Things begin to turn ugly as the birds top 200 stories. After stomping Queen's
Park into the ground, the birds move on to
the downtown core."
"Okay, now this get's personal!"
says the Mayor of Toronto as Tweety snaps the CN
Tower in half. Moments later, Homer cracks the roof of the skydome like an egg
to see what it's like inside.
Sorry, this movie does not really exist. I wish it did!
created by: Steven
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