They Came, They Saw.

They Ate.

"This is the movie The Lost World could have been!"
- The Chicago Tribune

"Budgie-Zilla will grip you firmly by the shoulders and shake you until you're utterly astounded!"
- The New York Times

"You'll want to see this one again and again!"
- Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder Sufferer's Weekly

"... Never a dull moment!"
- Dictionary of Film Review Clichés

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Toronto's in trouble.
Nobody knows where they came from.
Nobody knows why they're here.

Nobody knows how to stop them.

Cody takes a stroll down Yonge Street. John (Lower Left) readies his tranquilizer gun.

i. Plot Highlights

"Mrs. Plyers
awoke to
find a three
meter high
hole in
the wall

It's up to
John and
Liz to stop
the birds
before they

When Mrs. Plyers bought her first budgie, she wanted to take good care of it. After all, with her husband gone, and her son's family trying to make their fortunes in the Maritime provinces, she would need a good bird to keep her company.

So when she saw the special "Growth Formula" label on the new brand of bird seed in the pet store, she snatched it up right away and promptly fed it to to her bird, Herbert.

She was only one among the dozens of people who did the same. Day's later, Mrs. Plyers woke up to find the cage destroyed and a three meter high budgie-shaped hole in the wall. The formula had worked well.

Too well. Over three dozen birds had eaten the new formula, and they were now on a destructive rampage through the heart of downtown Toronto. And they were growing.

On top of it all, Mrs. Plyer's son, John, had just come home with his family for a visit! Luckily, John happens to look just like Arnold Schwartzeneggar, and his wife, Liz, who resembles Demi Moore, has had over five years of avian veterinary training. Together, they make formidable foes for the big bad birdbrains.

At first, it is no small feet. The birds have grown three stories tall. There's no trouble finding them, though. The budgies leave a tail of destruction wherever they go.

It's up to John and Liz to figure out a way to stop the birds -- before they wipe Toronto off the map!



  They came, They saw, They ATE


Screen Captures From the Movie

Herbert is the tallest, since he ate the growth enhancer first. Things begin to turn ugly as the birds top 200 stories. After stomping Queen's Park into the ground, the birds move on to "revitalize the downtown core."

"Okay, now this get's personal!" says the Mayor of Toronto as Tweety snaps the CN Tower in half. Moments later, Homer cracks the roof of the skydome like an egg to see what it's like inside.

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