A married woman with 2 daughters goes into a pet shop and sees this really attractive green and red parrot for sale for 10 pounds.

The woman asks why the parrot is so cheap? The pet shop owner says that the parrot used to live in a whore house and has learned some really bad language. The woman says this doesn't matter as she will train him to say new words. The woman buys the parrot and takes him home.

He is quiet to start with.

Later, the woman's daughters come home and the parrot sees them and shouts out "NEW WHORES!" After their initial shock, both the mother and daughters see the funny side and laugh.

Later, the grandmother visits and the parrot shouts out "NEW MADAM!". Again they are all shocked but see the funny side eventually.

Even later still the husband returns from work and the parrot sees him, and shouts out "NEW MADAM, NEW WHORES, SAME CUSTOMERS, HI SAM!!!"