A rich lady has a parrot that sits on its perch in front of her door. The
parrot often impresses the guests of the lady
by repeating their names as the butler announces their entrance.
There is only one problem. After the party starts, the parrot flies out the
window and "annoys" the chickens of the farmer next door. The farmer doesn't
appreciate this and always interrupts the party to complain. The rich lady had a
party one day, and the butler began to announce the guests as they arrived.
"Mr. and Mrs. Jenkins," the butler would say.
"Mr. and Mrs. Jenkins, RRAAKKK," the parrot would repeat.
A little later, the butler said, "Mr. and Mrs. Henderson."
"Mr. and Mrs. Henderson, RRAAKKK," the parrot repeated. Shortly after all the
guest had all arrived, the farmer called to complain. The lady apologized and
scolded the parrot. "I'm sick of you bothering that farmer's chickens. If you
don't stop, I'm going to punish you."
The next party came, the parrot introduced the guest, then went next door to
"annoy" the farmer's chickens. This time, the party was interrupted by shotgun
blasts. The parrot came back very out of breath and was greeted by its rich
"You've been annoying the chickens again, haven't you? I told you I was going
to punish you and now you're going to get it!" The lady went to the bathroom and
got a razor. She shaved all the feathers off the top of the parrot's head. "Now,
maybe I've embarrassed you enough to stay away from the chickens. Now you just
sit on that perch and think about what you've done."
The next party came and the parrot began to introduce the guests with the
butler. "Mr. and Mrs. Smith," the butler said.
"Mr. and Mrs. Smith, RRAAKK," the parrot repeated.
"Mr. and Mrs. Taylor," the butler said.
"Mr. and Mrs. Taylor, RRAAAKK," the parrot said.
About that time, two bald men walked in to the party. The parrot didn't even
wait for the butler to announce their names, he just stood up on his perch and
loudly squawked, "Alright you two - I know what you've been doing, up here on
the perch with me!!!"