A man had a male parrot.
His parrot was depressed so his owner decided to
go to the pet shop and purchase a female companion.
At the pet store, the
owner brought out a $5 female parrot and the male parrot wasn't interested. The
store owner then brought out a $10 parrot and the male parrot still wasn't
interested. The store owner then brought out a $15 parrot and it caught the male
parrots attention - so they decided to bring her home.
On the way home from
the pet shop, the proud parrot owner turns to the back seat where the parrots
are and finds the male parrot pulling out all of the females feathers. He asks
the male parrot "why on earth are your doing that." The male parrot says "For
$15, I want her naked."