A man had a male parrot.

His parrot was depressed so his owner decided to go to the pet shop and purchase a female companion.

At the pet store, the owner brought out a $5 female parrot and the male parrot wasn't interested. The store owner then brought out a $10 parrot and the male parrot still wasn't interested. The store owner then brought out a $15 parrot and it caught the male parrots attention - so they decided to bring her home.

On the way home from the pet shop, the proud parrot owner turns to the back seat where the parrots are and finds the male parrot pulling out all of the females feathers. He asks the male parrot "why on earth are your doing that." The male parrot says "For $15, I want her naked."