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I thought you might enjoy a biting story about my Blue-fronted Amazon,
Pepper. When I first got Pepper as an adult, he followed me into my kitchen and
saw some paper grocery bags. He said, “Put the bird in a sack.” I called his
former owner and she confirmed that Pepper loved to be put in a paper sack and
rocked.
Several days later he was out of his cage while I was cleaning it. Sitting on
the hearth of the fireplace he called out, “Put the bird in a sack!” “No, not
now,” I replied. With more feeling he again stated, “Put the bird in a sack!!!”
Being very much in a hurry I told him, “No, later.”
In a flash he charged off the hearth, grabbed me in the leg, and through
clenched beak muttered, “Put the bird in a sack!!!!!” He bit through a pair of
jeans, long johns, and a pair of wool socks. (This was Fairbanks, Alaska in
winter.)
That was over 10 years ago, and I still have the scar. His bite has to
register pretty high on the bite-o-meter.
Politically correct bird terminology from the Exotic-L Internet mailing
list.
- Fat Bird: Horizontally Enhanced Avian
- Dumb Bird: Cognitionally Challenged Avian
- Small Bird: Vertically Challenged Avian
- Biting Bird: Aggression-Enhanced Avian
- Horny Bird: Reproductively Motivated Avian
- Colorful Bird: Avian of Color
- Constipated Bird: Excrement Challenged Avian
- Crazy Bird: Cockatoo
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