A burglar broke into a house and was just about to stuff a
jewelry box into his backpack, when all of a sudden he heard a voice say
"Jesus is coming."
He froze, thinking he had been caught. Finally, he
mustered up the courage to turn around. To his surprise, he saw no
one.
Suddenly, the voice repeated "Jesus is coming."
Now, really curious, he decided to investigate where the
voice might be coming from. As he stepped into the next room, he
noticed a parrot in a cage. Relieved, he thought: "how cute",
and proceeded to ask the parrot his name.
"Moses" said the parrot.
The burglar chuckled and exclaimed: "What an odd
name for a parrot! Who would name a parrot 'Moses'?"
The parrot replied: "The same person who named the
Rottweiler Jesus!"
