The Rules Parrots Live By:

If you like it, it's mine.

If you are reaching for something, it's mine.

If it's in my beak, it's mine.

If I can take it from you, it's mine.

If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours.

If I'm chewing something, all the pieces and everything they're on are mine.

If you're eating something in front of me, it's mine.

If I saw it first, it's mine.

If you have something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.