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Extortion -(yawn)- We hear it all the time
Here's an answer to an extortion attempt found on a myspace web page by "Robert"

First let me tell you about Robert. This is what he wrote in his profile:

"About me: I HAVE RECENTLY ACQUIRED A RABBIT AND HAVE DECIDED TO EAT HIM. A FRIEND OF MINE SAID THAT THIS WAS CRUEL. I TOLD HIM THAT I WOULD DELAY EATING FLUFFY UNTIL MARCH 1ST TO SEE IF PEOPLE REALLY CARE ABOUT RABBITS.

Who I'd like to meet: IF YOU DON'T WANT THIS RABBIT TO DIE, MAKE A DONATION TO MY PAYPAL ACCOUNT. IF THE GOAL OF $1000 IS REACHED, I WILL GIVE FLUFFY UP FOR ADOPTION INSTEAD OF EATING HIM."

Fluffy is a nice looking domestic rabbit, I believe to be a lop.

Most people think I am just a cat. What they do not know is I am really SuperCat! I have powers beyond what any human animal has. I did some investigating. I know all about Robert (or shall I say "Robert") and where he lives. "Robert" was not hard to find. Here is my proposal: I WANT $10,000.00 OR ROBERT DIES!!! Someone out there has to have a soft spot for Robert. Someone out there must want to see him live. So you better pay up. How much is his life worth to you? Let me clarify...I do not personally want the money. I want you to make a donation in Fluffy's name to any Animal Rights or welfare Org., spay and neuter assistance program, humane education org., no-kill animal shelter, or to a vet for the use of providing assistance with a spay or neuter for someone who cannot afford it. Have whoever you donate to message me thru myspace with the details of the donation (I do not need your personal info), or you message me and I will contact them and verify it. THE DONATION MUST BE IN FLUFFY'S NAME, NO EXCEPTIONS!!! IT IS TIME TO FIGHT BACK, BITE BACK!!! EVERY DAY PEOPLE FIND MORE SICK WAYS TO ABUSE AND EXPLOIT ANIMALS. PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE, OR WE ARE GOING TO START PICKING BACK!!!

***RALPH, THE RESIDENT DOG, TOLD ME TO STATE THAT I WILL NOT ACTUALLY BE KILLING ROBERT (PER SAY), RATHER EMBARASSING HIM TO THE POINT HE WISHES HE WERE DEAD.***