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Please help! We're in the process of moving out-of-state. We must immediately get rid of our two children now, because there won't be any room in our new place. Since we're leaving on Monday, we MUST place the children in new homes by this weekend!! They are described as follows:

                  
JOHN                                      MARY

"One male, white, blond hair, blue eyes. 10 years old. Excellent disposition. He doesn't bite. Name is John. Temperament tested. Current on all shots. Tonsils removed already and very healthy condition! John eats everything, is very clean, house trained and gets along well with other children. Does not run with scissors, and with a little time and training, he will do well in a new home."
 'One female, white, blonde, curly hair, green eyes. 11 years old. Can be surly at times. Non-biter, TV watcher. Her name is Mary Temperament tested but needs a little attitude adjusting occasionally. She is current on all shots and is very healthy and happy (mostly). Gets along well with boys, but does not like to share toys. She is house trained, and would do best in a one-child household.
"We really LOVE our children, and want to do what is best for them. Ours is a UNIQUE situation and we have a real emergency here! They MUST be placed by Sunday night at the latest." 

Sound familiar? Please remember that often a pet lives 15 years or more and is a lifetime commitment.

After two long years of being on a waiting list for an agility dog, we have been notified by the breeder that, at long last, our number has come up and ... WE ARE HAVING A PUPPY!!!

We must get rid of our children IMMEDIATELY because we just know how time consuming our new little puppy is going to be and it just wouldn't be fair to the children. Since our little puppy will be arriving on Monday we MUST place the children into rescue this weekend!

The kids are described as:

One male - His name is Tommy, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), light blonde hair, blue eyes. Four years old. Excellent disposition. He doesn't bite. Temperament tested. Does have problems with peeing directly in the toilet. Has had chicken Pox and is current on all shots. Tonsils have already been removed. Tommy eats everything, is very clean, house trained & gets along well with others. Does not run with scissors and with a little training he should be able to read soon.

One female - Her name is Lexie, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), strawberry blonde hair, green eyes quite freckled. Two years old. Can be surly at times. Non-biter, thumb sucker. Has been temperament tested but needs a little attitude adjusting occasionally. She is current on all shots, tonsils out, and is very healthy & can be affectionate. Gets along well with other little girls & little boys but does not like to share her toys and therefore would do best in a one child household. She is a very quick learner and is currently working on her house training- shouldn't take long at all.

We really do LOVE our children so much and want to do what's right for them; that is why we contacted a rescue group . But we simply can no longer keep them. Also, we are afraid that they may hurt our new puppy.

I hope you understand that ours is a UNIQUE situation and we have a real emergency here!!! They MUST be placed into your rescue by Sunday night at the latest or we will be forced to drop them off at the orphanage or along some dark, country road. Our priority now has to be our new puppy


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