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By ELIZABETH GIDDENS
February 2, 2011
THE chickens of New York City, for the most part, live fairly sheltered
lives, securely tucked into private backyards and padlocked community
gardens. Our chickens, by contrast, are public figures — their yard faces 20
feet of busy Bedford-Stuyvesant sidewalk. The chickens themselves chose this
bustling thoroughfare, decamping there even when they could have settled in
our spacious, semiprivate back garden. They wanted to see and be seen — like
so many New York transplants, they seemed to feed on the energy of the
street.
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Gertrude, a Rhode Island Red.
When Gertrude, right, was taken, neighbors in
Bedford-Stuyvesant were disconsolate. Any theft deals a blow to one’s
faith in humanity. y.
The admirers came in droves. The neighborhood immortalized by
Biggie Smalls and
Billy Joel has undergone widespread gentrification, and between the
trend-conscious newcomers from suburbia and the nostalgic migrants from the
Caribbean and rural South, there’s an awful lot of chicken love in Bed-Stuy
these days.
And what’s not to love? There’s something intrinsically happy about a
chicken. The name: a little hiccup in the mouth. The shape: a jaunty upswing
of feathers, a grin. The ceaseless bobbing, scratching, pecking. It’s nearly
impossible to feel melancholy in the company of chickens. They are a balm
for the weary urban soul.
The spirit of the chicken regularly infects the sidewalk parade down
Franklin Avenue. People break out in chicken dances. They cluck. They coo.
They cock-a-doodle-doo. (One toddler ventured a tentative “oink, oink”
before her mother gently corrected her.) Chickens make people loose, and
they make them gregarious. In fair weather, scarcely an hour passes without
a motley assortment of gawkers at our gate — dog-walkers, corner guys,
stroller pushers — eager to inform, or misinform, one another on the finer
points of chickendom. We’ve considered posting an F.A.Q. sheet — yes,
they’re hens; no, they don’t need a rooster to make eggs — but that would
spoil the fun. People like working it out among themselves.
In a neighborhood fraught with the tensions of gentrification, making
people talk to one another, and talk about something other than themselves,
is not an insignificant accomplishment. What I’m saying is that these
chickens are important in a way that chickens aren’t usually important. They
are Bed-Stuy’s very own peace doves.
Imagine our dismay last June, then, when Gertrude, a Rhode Island Red and
our prize layer, was stolen.
The chicken yard was a classic crime scene: Coop open. Hatch lying on the
ground. T-Rex, Gertrude’s long-suffering subordinate, standing dumbfounded.
After much deliberation, we called the police, so we’d at least be
alerted if her corpse turned up within their purview. They came, laughed,
snapped pictures of T-Rex with their cellphones, and texted them to friends.
We decided to appeal to Gertrude’s public. We posted a big sign on the
gate, letting people know what had happened, and pleading for her return, no
questions asked.
As with any theft, the worst part is the blow it deals to one’s faith in
humanity. The chickens were in danger of being demoted from goodwill
ambassadors to harbingers of doom, canaries in the neighborhood coal mine.
The sidewalk confabs reached a fever pitch. People were devastated.
A man with a neck tattoo shook his head and tut-tutted, “What kind of
person would do something like this?” A woman in a church hat encouraged us
to turn to God. Neighbors posted another sign: “439 Franklin misses
Gertrude!” People scribbled commiseration. (“My son is sad! Find Gertrude!”)
The crime was taken as proof of the decline and fall of civilization, and we
found ourselves assuming the role of the comforter far more than the
comforted.
Again, this is Bed-Stuy. Not Mayberry. Yet the response was more suited
to a town with less in the way of a police blotter. Such dramatic emotional
outpourings for a lost chicken seemed frankly disproportionate, since you
can hardly walk a block in this town without being offered some tantalizing
version of dead chicken. And since your average American consumes more than
80 pounds of poultry a year, the odds were good that most of the mourners
had eaten a chicken in the last few days, if not hours.
But I digress. Back to the crime scene.
Everyone had a theory. Gertrude’s theft became a blank slate onto which
people projected their assumptions about the neighborhood, the city and
humankind. Not all the theories reflected well on their proponents — there
was a raft of confused ideas about the cultural practices of Caribbeans, and
the dietary predilections of crack addicts.
Sidewalk symposiums are one of the great pleasures of urban living, and
New Yorkers are masters of the art, ready to hold forth on the most abstract
or esoteric musings without so much as a how-de-do. Where I come from, you’d
be obliged to at least mention the weather, if not disclose your actual name
and provenance, before delving into something so intimate.
Was it hunger? Religion? Envy?
No information was forthcoming. Either no one knew or no one was talking.
But one of the corner guys promised to “put the word out” and, if he found
out who did it, to “put the hurt on him.” Which was comforting. Kind of.
About a week after Gertrude’s disappearance, after we’d all but given up
hope, a young man stood at the gate and shouted that he had “information
about the chicken.” We went downstairs, opened the front door, and whom
should we find but our beloved Gertrude, very much alive and full of her
signature élan, tucked under the young man’s arm.
He was in his late 20s, remarkably handsome and stylishly dressed. He
sheepishly related a story of a drunken dare that led a friend of his to
steal the chicken, for the promise of $100.
Maybe there was a friend. Or maybe there wasn’t. Either way, the young
man said he felt compelled to return Gertrude when he saw how much the
neighborhood missed her. He apologized at least 15 times. And we forgave him
— we were so surprised and delighted by Gertrude’s improbable return that we
hugged him warmly and thanked him profusely. Then he went on his way,
apologizing again and again over his shoulder, and we never saw him again.
We put up a new sign to explain Gertrude’s sudden reappearance, and, in
our jubilation, we allowed ourselves some license with the truth: “We’re not
sure where she’s been, but now she speaks Russian, has a few tattoos, and
insists that we call her Kiki.”
Her return rocked the neighborhood. Crowds gathered outside the gate to
marvel at her resurrection. More than two dozen people wrote their
congratulations on the new sign — surely one of the only comment boards in
the city that didn’t garner a single negative remark, or even a vulgar one.
They wrote in Spanish, in Twi (a Ghanaian language) and, of course, in
Russian, in honor of Kiki. They signed “D’s Daycare,” “the Italian guys from
Monroe,” “Puerto Rican from Monroe,” “Ladies of 439 Franklin,” “House of
Channy” and “Snake.” Among a profusion of exclamation points, smiley faces
and hearts, the good citizens of Bedford-Stuyvesant saluted the Lazarus
chicken: Holla! 2 good 2 be 4 gotten. Awesome! Peace. Akwaba. Welcome Home.