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Shocking apology to Republicans by Garrison Keillor...
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Garrison Keillor wants to apologize to Republicans. Here's what he wrote on Salon:
"Having been called names, one looks back at one's own angry outbursts over the years,
and I recall having once referred to Republicans as 'hairy-backed swamp developers, fundamentalist bullies,
freelance racists, hobby cops, sweatshop tycoons, line jumpers, marsupial moms and aluminum-siding salesmen,
misanthropic frat boys, ninja dittoheads, shrieking midgets, tax cheats, cheese merchants, cat stranglers, pill pushers,
nihilists in golf pants, backed-up Baptists, the grand pooh-bahs of Percodan, mouth breathers, testosterone junkies and
brownshirts in pinstripes.'
"I look at those words now, and 'cat stranglers' seems excessive to me.
The number of cat stranglers in the ranks of the Republican Party is surely low, and that reference was hurtful
to Republicans and to cat owners. I feel sheepish about it."