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How the Grinch Stole Hunting Season

Posted on May 3, 2012 by Exposing the Big Game

by Jim Roberston

Every hunter
Down in Hunt-ville
Liked hunting season a lot�

But the Grinch,
Who lives just North of Hunt-ville,
Did NOT!

The Grinch hated hunting! The whole hunting season!
Now, please don�t ask why. There are many good reasons.
It could be that hunter�s heads weren�t screwed on quite right.
It could be, perhaps, that their belts were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May be that their hearts were two sizes too small.

�They�re cleaning their guns!� the Grinch snarled with a sneer.
�Tomorrow is hunting season! It�s practically here!�
Then he growled, with his grinch fingers nervously drumming,
�I MUST find a way to keep hunting season from coming!�
For, tomorrow, he knew�

�All the Hunt-girls and boys
Would wake up bright and early. They�d rush for their toys!
And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!
That�s one thing he hated! The NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!

Then the hunters, young and old, would sit down to a feast.
And they�d feast! And they�d feast!
And they�d FEAST! FEAST! FEAST! FEAST!
They would carve up the body of some poor forest beast
Which was something the Grinch couldn�t stand in the least!

I MUST stop hunting season from coming!
�But HOW?�

Then he got an idea!
A brilliant idea!
THE GRINCH
GOT A WONDERFUL, KINDHEARTED IDEA!

�I know just what to do!� The Grinch Laughed in his throat.
And he made a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat.
And he chuckled, and clucked, �What a great Grinchy trick!
With this coat and this hat, I�ll look just like Saint Nick
And I�ll slide down their chimneys, empty bags in my fist,
And I�ll steal all their fucking ammo!�