Quotes & Funnies
All Living Creatures
A lot of people spend time talking to animals but not that many people
listen. That's the real problem.
- Winnie the Pooh
Our task must be to free ourselves ... by widening our circle of
compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its
beauty. - Albert Einstein
Ask the animals and they will teach you. - Job 12:7
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the
way its animals are treated.
- Mahatma Gandhi
I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and
self-contained.
I stand and look at them long and long. - Walt Whitman
Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened.
- Anatole France
Cats
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants
breakfast. - Unknown
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never
forgotten this. - Anonymous
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled
through snow. - Jeff Valdez
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. - Ellen Perry Berkeley
One cat just leads to another - Ernest Hemingway
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many
ailments,
but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. -
Joseph Wood Krutch
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is
infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and
cats. - Albert Schweitzer
The cat has too much spirit to have no heart. - Ernest Menaul
Time spent with cats is never wasted. - Colette
You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange
cats. - Colonial American proverb
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for
what you want. - Joseph Wood Krutch
Cat's aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit. - John S.
Nichols
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea.
- Robert A. Heinlein
Dogs
Dogs are not our whole lives, but they make our lives whole. - Roger
Caras
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead
of his tongue. - Anonymous
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful. - Ann Landers
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they
went. - Will Rogers
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. -
Ben Williams
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy
Rooney
We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can
spare. In return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever
made. - M. Ackklam
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people,
who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. -
Sigmund Freud
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
cult. - Rita Rudner
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
times before lying down.
- Robert Benchley
If I have any doubts about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven,
and very, very, few persons. - James Hurber
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money. - Joe Weinstein
Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, when we come back
from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a
cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters in earth! - Anne Tyler
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite
you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark
Twain
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give yo a look
that says,
"Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!" -
Dave Barry
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in you
pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
- Phil Pastoret
Horses
God forbid that I should go to any Heaven in which there are no horses.
- Robert B. Cunninghame-Graham
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