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Shocking Your Pants Off
lead singer of Undercover Slut
By Thomas S. Orwat,
Jan 23, 2005
Well boys and girls, we finally found the most controversial
band on the face of the earth. Undercover Slut, the
goth/glam/industrial/metal band from France (no, we are not kidding), is
tearing up stages all across Europe. With the release of their new
critically acclaimed fifteen song CD ‘Communism is Fascism,’ Undercover
Slut is well on their way to world domination and demolition. Get ready
America, you are next. With songs such as “Mental or Menstrual” and
“Ecstasia in our Enema” the band has no moral restraints. No topic is off
limits, no matter how taboo.
What follows is another GlamMetal.com
exclusive interview with ‘O’ the leader of the band on the brink of
stardom –Undercover Slut. And if you are easily offended do not go any
further. This interview is offensive, controversial, sexually explicit and
is down right blasphemous.
Congrats on your new CD "Communism Is Fascism." I
hear that it's doing extremely well over in Europe...
Fuck yeah! It
just came out the day before the most famous urban legend ever : Mr.
Christ's birthdate. We are now 2nd biggest metal sale over here! 3000
copies sold in 3 weeks, just in France alone. All of those individuals
cannot be wrong! Rest of the world distribution will follow... UCS
worldwide masterplan on its way... Critics have been so fuckin'
positive... I do want more hate mail though! We're not in this business to
make friends at the first place... so keep on sending hate, share it with
Do you plan on going on a major tour to support
We do. Nothing's signed yet, so options are still
Is your new CD "Communism Is Fascism" available in America, if
not how can one obtain one?
We're working on
an U.S. of A. distribution deal now. In the meantime, everyone can order
it directly from our label's website at
girls can always suck 96's white skin penis for a complimentary UNDERCOVER
SLUT CD too...
Slutty girls can also buy it from the website too. Now you have
toured America a few times already, what was that experience
UNDERCOVER SLUT loves black & white Amerikkka and black &
white Amerikkka loves UNDERCOVER SLUT.
Do you have plans to tour again in America in the near
dying to. It will happen later on this year...
Does the band have any pre-show rituals?
societies' rituals better not be revealed...
How do American groupies compare to the European
A whore is a
whore. Like cockroaches, whores ain't got no rules no matter where they're
What's the most shocking thing that you have seen
In my book,
nothing's shocking backstage.
Rumor has it that you guys are going to make a porno. What will
make your porno better than any other?
I love rumors, I
definitely do. The best one so far is that we became filthy rich from
money raised by the KKK to support UNDERCOVER SLUT! Don't you love that
one? Regarding that porno flick one, let's say we're from the city of
love, are famous for voluptuous french kissing, but turned that city onto
hate and became masters of snuff movies involving violent fist-fucking...
Definitely a future best-seller... Would you distribute it?
Hell yeah, it sounds like a good love story. If you wrote a
book about your life, what would be the most shocking and disturbing thing
That book would
never find a publisher anyways...
Besides UNDERCOVER SLUT, who is the best band in the world
today and why?
None, that's why
What is the music scene like in France?
As good as
France is famous for losing wars within 15 minutes...
What do you really think of America and George
I love the way non-american people either adore or despise
Amerikkka. They either love you or hate you. Envy or jealousy or both...
But at the end of the day, they wish they were you. Regarding the fact
that Amerikkka was mainly built by euro-pariahs that no-one wanted to deal
with back in the days, you guys took probably the greatest revenge on
"human" stupidity in history by creating the United States of Amerikkka. I
love Amerikkka for that reason. I love the way those euro-losers are so
fuckin' jealous of you too... Mainstream ideas/ideals are always the wrong
Talking of George W. He is doing what he has to do. I do not
have any right to judge him whatsoever. I fuckin' hate those euro-masses
losers for judging him... Actually, there is so many people hating him
that I do have a soft spot for him... Society is like music industry
nowadays, it lacks villains... Respect GWB for getting so much hate... and
please respect me for hating so many individuals...
The truth is, this
is 2005 and what's going on right now is a modern-day religion war with
alot of money involved. Jews against muslims/muslims against jews.
Circumcised penises against other circumcised penises. White Amerikkka is
backing up Isra-Hell... Primitive Muslims willing to auto-suicide and slay
white Amerikkka for supporting greedy jews. Those are facts. I have a
Catholic background and I became agnostic by choice. All organized
religions are making me sick and violent because religion leads people to
violence. Religion + money = earth's worst nightmares & diseases.
Black death, AIDS or cancer are nothing compared to organized religions.
Proselytism is a fuckin' crime. Proselytism is fascism by the way.
Spiritual beliefs should be inside of you, not shown outside just like
another fuckin' rock tee-shirt...
Let me follow up that by asking what is the writing process
like in UNDERCOVER SLUT?
The only rule is
there is "no rules", so it's quite chaotic, unorganized, stressful,
painful, blah blah blah... the whole usual fuckin' drama that is
Is there any topic that would be too disturbing
for you to write about?
Only a few
things about me that I am absolutely not able to express at this point of
What do you feel is the greatest injustice in the
If god really
exists, and created everything, and is not an urban legend from a really
bad science-fiction book called "the holy bible", I wanna know why is it
so fuckin' okay to constantly genocide the "animal" Kingdom, kind of the
same way euro-jews were treated by nazi-Germany something like 50 years
What do you plan on doing with all the millions
of dollars that you make after you guys hit it big?
Parting words for all your new